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‘Heroes’ Lyrics

July 23, 2008

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The greatest song recorded since 2005.

Zeroes take the lift
Use heavy duty motors to vertically shift
Whereas heroes, heroes take the stairs!
Zeroes like to waste
They buy things, break things, chuck them in haste
Whereas heroes, heroes make repairs!

It ain’t easy…being a hero
No, it ain’t easy…being a hero
In my hands I hold the future, but my heart is a powerzone
I can save the world, but I can’t do it on my own

Zeroes motor on
Guzzle gas with no intent to change it anon
Whereas heroes, heroes walk the walk!
Zeroes take the plane
Wave their shlongs about and fly back again
Whereas heroes, heroes call and talk!

It ain’t easy….

4 Comments leave one →
  1. Rhiannon permalink
    September 19, 2008 12:22 pm

    *guitar solo*

  2. January 3, 2009 5:13 am

    These lyrics are absolutely brilliant! I should know- Im the number 1 American Hot Leg Fan!!!!

  3. Dani permalink
    February 12, 2009 2:16 am


    I am the 1# American Hot Leg fan. And 1# American Female fan 😛 ha

    • Panther permalink*
      February 17, 2009 7:30 pm

      I like to think we’re ALL number 1 fans. It’s not a competition!

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